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asdffffffffffffffffffffffa [08 Jun 2005|10:25pm]

orliblominramin
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Istanbul [01 Sep 2004|08:32pm]

orliblominramin
you guys....
istanbul was constantinople now its istanbul not constantinople,
Been a long time gone, constantinople. Now it’s turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in constantinople Lives in istanbul, not constantinople. So if you’ve a date in constantinople, She’ll be waiting in istanbul. Even old new york was once new amsterdam. Why they changed it I can’t say. People just liked it better that way. So take me back to constantinople. No, you can’t go back to constantinople. Been a long time gone, constantinople. Why did constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the turks

ISTANBUL
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quizzie poo [23 Jul 2004|04:21pm]

orliblominramin
[ mood | busy ]

well this is from karissa and sara's journals:
[Spell your first name back wards]: anom
[The story behind your user name]: my aim is orlandoblminmyrm, my cousin on the east coast glanced at it and read it as: orlando blom.. in ramin?
[Where do you live?]: im in between the cats, saint joe, and soup

Describe Your:
[Wallet]: big.. and brown
[Hairbrush]: flat
[Jewelry worn daily]: none, but i used to wear gold braclets, earrings, and a necklace everyday (i slept and bathed in them too)
[Pillow cover]: two: purple flannel and white with flower thingies
[Shoes]: sandals that are dead...
[Handbag]: deep purplish dark redish with patchey things.
[Favorite top]: i dont know.
[Favorite pants]: my jeans that are faded and ripping in places
[Cologne/Perfume]: holister august
[CD in stereo right now]: guns n roses appetite for destruction, my sister was playing it
[Piercings]: ears
[What you are wearing now]: tahiti sweetie tank top and my workout pants
[Hair]: in a low pony tail
[Makeup]: none
[In my mouth]: my huge tounge
[In my head]: squishie brainie-ness
[Wishing]: that i knew someone else who fenced.
[talking to]: matt
[Fetishes]: uhm.. shoulders..
[Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming months]: nothing
[The last thing you ate?]: some pakistani food disguised as azn food, i think
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: the dark
[Do you like candles]: mhm, especially when they've got stuff in tehm
[Do you like incense]: yeah, but i dont light them often
[Do you believe in love]: id like to say no, but yes
[Do you believe in soulmates]: no, but yes
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: nome, i believe in like at first sight, altough it happens to me rarely
[Do you believe in forgiveness]: why not?
[If you could have any animal for a pet]: a baby tiger

In the last 24 hours, have you:
01. Cried: no
02. Bought something: hell yea i won an ebay thingie
03. Gotten sick: no, but last night i was really nauseated and felt like throwing up (sara's responce but it strangly works for me as well)
04. Sang: yeah, (ohhohohoh for hte longest time... ohho hoohohhhh for the longest time)
05. Eaten: yes
06. Been kissed: nome
07. Felt stupid: sigh, yes
08. Wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: no
09. Met someone new: yes
10. Moved on: i dont think that that could happen in an instant so no
11. Talked to an ex: no
12. Missed an ex: more like i miss the making out and so on.
13. Had a serious talk: no
14. Missed someone: no
15. Hugged someone: yea
16. Fought with your parents: nome
17. Dreamed about someone you can't be with: what are you talkin about, thats all i do

Social Life:
01. Best girl friends: i'd prefer not to name names because i get different stuf from different ppl
02. Best guy friends: same as above
03. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nome
04. If no, current dating partner: uhm, i wouldnt call them a dating partner per se. but i will go on a date with someone soon.
05. Hobbies: painting, fencing
06. Pager: no, but i have a cell
07. Are you center of attention or the wallflower? center, but im not too
08. What type automobile do you drive: 1980 bmw something or another
09. What type automobile do you wish you drove: 2004 bmw m3 hardtop convertible (they dont make hardtop's but god i wish they did)
10. would you rather be with friends or on a date: i'd rather be on a bed with a date ;)
11. Where is the best hangout: topless bar
12. Do you have a job: yessum, should be doin it right now as a matter of fact.
13. Do you attend church: ive never been inside a church in all of myl ife, and damn proud
14. Do you like being around people: most of hte time

Who:
01. Have you known the longest: other than family, my friend yasi
02. Argue the most with: my mom
03. Who do you always get along with: everybody in the world except, micheal jackson.
04. Is the most trustworthy: allan and josephine i think.
05. Makes you laugh the most: i dont know
06. Has been there through all the hard times: everyone minus a few ppl that im not gonna go into.
07. Has the coolest parents: allan's mom is cool
08. Has the coolest siblings: uhm... my sister has the best sibiling
10. Is the smartest: everyones a different kinda smart. an im not just saying htat.

Personal:
01. Who is your role model: used to be jessica alba
02. What are some of your pet peeves: someone who insists on saying nipple mulitple times
03. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: who hasnt
04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: not until past may.
05. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: well... drummers. i dont do it on purpose, it just happens like that.
06. Ever lied to your best friend(s): yes but nothign really big
07. Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you: sweet sweet revenge in the form of.... well i cant say.
08. Rather be dumper or dumpee: id rather have every break up be like alex and mines.
09. Rather have a relationship or a "hookup": right now a hook up
10. Want someone you don't have right now: yah
11. Ever liked your best guy/girl friend: yep
12. Do you want to get married: yep
13. Do you want kids: i already have kids
14. Do you believe in psychics: ....yes
15. Do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: no way. imnot marrying any of you freaks.
16. What is your favorite part of your physical appearance: my hair before i got hilights... and my tan-ness
17. What is your favorite part of your emotional being: i dont have an emotional being
18. Are you happy with you: ok
19. Are you happy with your life: not really
20. If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: this could be considered materialists... but i need some sweet sweet lovin' and sara's penis just isnt doin the job.

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Dammit [05 Jun 2004|12:25am]

orliblominramin
[ mood | tired ]

Ill make an entry gosh didly darn it!
Well, last night allan told me that margarat cho was on... so i went and watched it then he came over.. then we looked at celebrity nip slips and old conversations. Time passed and before we knew it it was quarter till two and everyone in my house was asleep. Then i had to "sneak" him out which was funny... damn security system. Next day allan picks me up because i have to buy sonya matov's present. We go to... mervyn's? and i dunno what the hell i should get her. We see yassin there which was funny cuz i totally walked passed her then turned around and acted like i didnt see her.. ahh the memories. so i want to get sonya somethign and i find somethign that says 40$ and i say "fuck that" and allan insists on asking an employee and they say its like 20$ so i bought it. Then we went to tower to buy about a boy for me and the st to 50 first dates for allan. Then we go to two different banks to get some money, tehn to lunch. uhh that pizza was good. Then we drove over to sara's work to give her some pizza but we didnt see her and i didnt want to ask the person cuz i thought that it might get sara into trouble. Oh, at the pizza place Allan and i planned a road trip. Then we argued what state the grand canyon was in. We started calling ppl and i only know one person who's been to the grand canyon other than allan. Stephen. so allan calls his dad and i call stephen but no one picks up as usuall and i hear bad news from allan's dad that the blessed canyon is in Arizona. sooo later when we're driving home i ask allan to stop by stephen's house on the way so i could ask and make sure. its a good thing i did because i found out that its a little bit in utah too. HA allan.. take that. so we go to my house and i get out an atlas that shows that its partly in utah.. and i remember allan saying in the car "utah is above nevada" and i said "no thats idaho". yea, its actually hard to think about what crap states are in that middle of nowhere. stuff happend later in the day but i gained a headache later in hte day so ill end the day right there.

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Whatching youuuuuu, watching meeee [29 May 2004|12:32pm]

orliblominramin
i was gonna make an entry but i just realized i need to hurry up and get ready cuz im goin out.

in the great paraphrazed words of brandon: cant the two groups just... intermingle(?) join forces?

yes.. at the movies.
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What? [27 May 2004|01:28pm]

lifeofshifty
[ mood | ReTaRdeD ]

Uhhh so im sitting on this park bench at the post office in front of micky D's and this bum asks me if i knew what the meaning of life is. So i said well thats a mighty good question. Then i said "The meaning of life is anything you want it to be." Then he was like whats your meaning of life. And i was like "To sit on a park bench at the post office in front of a micky D's" Then i bought him a Big Mac made out of solidified H2SO4 and that was the end of him. Then Ronald Mcdonald was assasinated by Lark Harvid Oschapwald. And thats that.

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NIzzle [26 May 2004|05:18pm]

lifeofshifty
[ mood | Retarded ]

Have u ever had 3 ankels? Well i do....losers. So im just sittin here listening to some Zeppelin. There good....really....Well i dont think i have anything to say. Then why would i try to post something...am i retarded or just tarded. I think retarded...i used to be just tarded but i found out that once you go tarded its only a matter of time till you go retarded. When i was tarded i was just being ignorant and i didnt know ne thing. But now im not as ignorant but i guess my brain is still decaying from all the tarded stuff i did. If i was to make one cure it would be for ignorance becuase that would solve any problem. But if I had a choice to make it i would and just use it on me. That way the world wouldnt become all fucked up. Becuase no matter how hard you try to make things better in the world or your life theres allways gonna be down part to come. Whether its 100 yrs or 100 days away is irrelavant. Well that was fun... Have fun everyone and good night, keep your anus tite.(chappelle show)

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Prom [15 May 2004|08:08pm]

orliblominramin
Prom (from the point of view of mona)
well i was gettin my hair done by my mom's friend who owns this hair place in almaden when, Oh shit! i forgot about the b. (teh b. is what i will refer to for the flower thing you get for guys) so i run out of hte hair place to talk to my dad and ask him where a florist is when... a sign from god.. there a florist right next door. so i order the b. and i go to get my nails done to pass the time. so i pick up the b. and head home. now its like 5 and stephen's calling me telling me to hurry up and such. so i get home and tah dah get ready within 20 mins. i had to do my own make up and i did it pretty well for being in a rush. so stephen comes and his dad picks us up and takes us to school. and i swear, his dad gives me 20 dollars and tells me to tell stephent to spend it on my or else stephen's gonna be killed by a sniper... but stephen doesnt seem to believe him and he didnt spend 20 on me so... say bye to stephen yall. so then we get on the prom bus limo whihc was soo cool. so then i see everyone in their dress and it was beuuuutiful. shannon's was so cool. reminds em of a candy cane. so we get on the bus and shannon gives us mini martinelli's which was so cute! and then.. randomly.. on the way there... we picked up other prom goers. so then we get there and get food and eat food and talk and then we go to the dance floor. the same dance floor that joe later realized with... uh emotion.. that the dance floor was on top of the tennis court, but it was cool... oh heres a tip.. dont freak.. it will result in people being able to sneak a peak at your ass... and i shall never live that down. but i had a great time over all. so audrey's house was of the hook... yes... it was on the hook, but i took it off. we had a lot of food and fun. and if you were there... you would know what else i had. lets say i went to bed when there began to be light out and watched bend it like beckham later. all in all... it rocked serious serious ass.. totally totally totally tops anti prom.. exponentially.
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whatever I want it to be [15 May 2004|08:24pm]

evil_eyes_dood
[ mood | confused ]

First on. my life is p 13 strongly advised. Whatev! So prom sucked cuz i dint go haha i'm just speaking for everyone that went. Well anti prom got it on. haha that ryhmes. I wish more poeple woulda went to the beach though. And would been Even better if we brought some alceehol. o well. We do need to go to the beach again though. I prefer twin lakes. I guess i'm bored right now. I guess i dont know. I'm just bleh right now. Dont ask me questions it hurts my brain right now.

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half of you guys cant view me [13 May 2004|10:28pm]

orliblominramin

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?


....really?.... i was expecting r at the most...
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People are gay.... [10 May 2004|07:38am]

lifeofshifty
[ mood | Going to school.... ]

So this morning i sit down to my computer and i found out that i have like 10 spyware piece's of shit on my computer. For example when i clicked on the internet explorer instead of the internet explorer coming up something to skan my computer for porn came up...i dont really care that it was a program to skan my cpu for porn but it was so random and it piss's me off cus i dont wanna have to go dl a bunch of spyware removers. So basically to solve this problem im gonna have to go Caaarazzy. Im gonna develope a virus and upload it into all the buisness's main frames. I dont care what buisness...ill do NASA, BurgerKing Mcdonalds...anything. I know The restaruants or food places like Mcdonalds themselves wont have main frames but ill find their H.Q. and upload it there. Then the buisness world will crash and the economic world will go to hell. How you say will my virus do this...i dont know its an imaginary one so itll do it however which way it takes. So what do you say is the moral of this story...if you get down to it all...money isnt worth fucking and annoying people lives. All spyware is companies trying to get their name out there and sell you something or some bullshit. Well i think i gotsa be leavin for schoolio now...peace NIGGAS

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i leaned back on my radio-oh-oh-oh [06 May 2004|04:51pm]

orliblominramin
[ mood | contemplative ]

I would live in a house... doesnt matter what its like, just if im surrounded by people i want to be with. But i would like to have a rather large "vacation" house. I say this because when i stayed on the east coast, it was in my aunt's house. All houses on teh east coast in states like maryland house are pretty bigger than here already, but this was grand. holden hates the word grand. the backyard was a painting, and on the last couple of my days that i stayed there... i found a new bathroom. it was so cool, i didnt go looking around cuz it was someone else's house, so when i did go to a new room, like, a week or two into my stay, it was like the house kept on growing. I was awefully lonely there cuz thats when stuff happend here i guess, and i only talked to you guys on aim. It aint easy to get to heaven when your goin down. sorry last thing was a lyric. but the house was a nice distraction. so if i were to leave the place i was, i would need a big house to get lost in... because.. isnt that why you go on vacation? to get lost?


............................



The meaning of life? in a way its satisfaction. keeping your self satisfied and, if your lucky, happy. Those founding fathers had it right when they said "and the pursuit of happiness". But this morning, i found myself visiting a question that i hadnt visited in a great while. I used to think about this an aweful lot when i was younger. The young minds ask and answer the best questions. Except ive never answered this question. Why me? Its not refering to somethign bad happening to me, which is its usual context. Why am I alive. I mean... there were thousands of other eggs and sperm. I guess im extremely extremely lucky, but, i dont take advantage of it. When i thought of this when i was at 6 and 9 and 7 and 10 and 8 and i dont remember where i first asked this. There are bilions of ppl o nteh planet. How... HOW is my mind here? how are these thoughts here. are other ppl aware of this? do other ppl ask this question themselves? so... do i have a purpose. everyone does.. is this why im not studying for my ap test? will i not get into college? what will i do? sometimes i live too long when its been a while since i ask myself this question. like... ive beeen living for six months. i dont think ive asked my self this question when i was goin out with stephen... or a while before i started. the best way to explain it is that... when i think about this, it is like im just watching my life.. like its someone else's. im not living it. i see this "other person's" life and i think... i control that? thats fucking crazy... im no different that britney spears... or brad pitt, or orlando. i can fall in love with a september if i was a may. i could get loaded. i could kill someone. i could kill myself if i wanted. i could kill hancock. that would be me affecting your guys's life though.. and thats crazy as well. i can affect your lives.. sorry.. effect.. stupid hancock.


what would i do if i had hiv? i would die in ten years so... what woudl i do? couldnt have sex.. couldnt have kids... i'd either devote myself to some cause that could help others in the future.. or i would do whatever the hell i want. learn all the instruments that i want.. play them all start a band. but not fall in love. cant have sex, would hurt too much... id travel all over the world... naw.. i probably wouldnt. i ........forgot what i was writing there... i lost my train of thought..which i spelled wrong, or did i? i wrote love instead of lost...

wow.. this entry became too prophety and long..

ok wait... collected together .. both groups... we've got three muslims, a jew, a mormon, (i think?) and... a buncha queston marks/christians...

god told me (making me crazy or a prophet) that all christians are question marks.

on a lighter note, i almost asked mr. hancock to have sex with me today.
which was crazy cuz i wasnt even thinking about sex at all... shows my subconcious.

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millionaire stuff [06 May 2004|06:50am]

foreverblue4
A big house, expensive car, and flashy clothes are just insecure displays of wealth.

I.. can't really think of anything substancial I'd buy with lots of money.. oh oh I'd buy a small beach house in the middle of nowhere right on the beach with a small porch like the one in that chick flick with Bette Midler where the lady gets cancer and her friend's sad and her daughter doesn't understand and yeeeeah. I've always wanted to live on/near the beach, it's so purty. Either that or I'd buy a little house up in Seward, Alaska, and just hike in the mountains every day. I wouldn't want a big house at all, I'd get too lonely in it :\

Oh I'd also buy lots and lots of Reese's peanut butter cups and cherry Twizzlers!
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[05 May 2004|10:10pm]

willicious
wow! that is gay! you cannot find any houses with pictueexs!! Fuck that!
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[05 May 2004|10:05pm]

willicious
Amount Tallied: 1.000.000

House: --

Car:--

Electronics: --

Pets: --

Clothes: --

Other: --
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[05 May 2004|10:03pm]

willicious
Im gonna play this game called...If i Was a Millionair ...

The Point of this game is to go online and actually pretend you have a million bucks. The fun part is juss listing all the things u would buy and remmeber, you dont need to spend it all!!!

My Example is on my site; http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/animanga008

And please...post on my site whut u want in the guestbook or something :-p ??
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finally got my favorite album of all time [04 May 2004|11:01pm]

orliblominramin
[ mood | discontent ]

from the bestest album of all time: david bowie: the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars

this glitter rock album tells a story.. i love when things tell stories...each song is a chapter. dl this song then if u like... buy the album.. support davey and all

-ziggy stardust-
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
Just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

Oh yeah
Ooooooo
Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

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[03 May 2004|10:50pm]

willicious
heh, when u have time...fell free to sign my guestbook..i gots me one now :-p (http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/animanga008)
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[03 May 2004|05:58pm]

foreverblue4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE MONKEYS ARE EVERYWHERE, THEY ARE CLOSING IN!!! run for the hills if you don't want monkeyitis because its super contagious and SUPER DEADLY and you contract it through your belly button so EVERYBODY IS A POTENTIAL TARGET!!!

nigga monkey say please
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there is life after your lover dies. [02 May 2004|03:28pm]

orliblominramin
ok.. karissa is the first person who i know had this so i must give her some serious props or i could be sued or something...

- I ____ Mona
- ______ annoys me about Mona
- Mona is:
- Mona thinks a lot about:
- When I think of _________, I think of Mona.
- If I were alone in a room with Mona I would:
- Mona looks:
- Mona seems:
- Mona needs:
- I want to ____________ Mona.
- If I could describe Mona in one word:
- Mona is cooler than:
- Mona loves these 3 things: _____, _____, and _____.
- Mona loves these 3 people: _____, _____, and ____.
- You should keep _________ out of Mona's reach.
- Mona could hurt you with her:
- Mona drinks a lot of:
- Mona is the most _______ and _______ person I've ever talked to.
- Mona hates:
- Mona says ______ and ______ way too much.
- The number one thing that Mona needs:
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